You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough they would tell your parents anyhow).Heres some helpful information to help you decide if you fit into the small town mold.

You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.

If you laugh your head off reading this, it is because you know they are all true and you can forward this article to all six people that lives in your town!

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Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.

You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones would Lighting pole not (same goes with the game warden)

You ever went cow-tipping.

Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.

The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

The town next to you is considered trashy or snooty, but is actually just like your town.

You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town..

The closest McDonalds is 45 miles away..

It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawnmower.

You used to Led street light drag main. theres no shame in coming from a small town .

You had senior skip day..

Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.

Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.

You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.

You know what 4-H is..

Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.

Directions are given using the one stop light as a reference.

It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.

You do not give directions by street names or directions by references (turn by Nelsons house, go two blocks past Andersons, and it is four houses left of the track field).

You Led garden light can Led flood light name everyone you graduated with.

You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the rich people. unless everybody in town was your relative .

You can not help but date a friends ex-girlfriend (or boyfriend)..

You can charge at all the local stores. Remember .

When you did find someone old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out to the country and drive on back roads to smoke them.